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A Fashion Renovation

           
 Girls, has this ever happened to you? You’re headed somewhere, say to the mall and you do not want to carry a purse or wallet. “No problem,” you think, “I can just put it in my pockets.” You’re wearing jeans so there should be plenty of space to put stuff in your pockets, right? Wrong. You try and you try to fit things in your pockets, but they’re just too small. You can’t fit anything in there except a few dollars and some change. Your phone kind of fits in your back pocket. So, you end up frustrated and flustered and you begrudgingly carry a purse to the mall. Never again will this be a problem! I have the solution. I am introducing to you: Pocket Pants (patent pending). Pocket Pants are a new kind of jeans for women. Pocket Pants are a jean that has pockets big enough to carry your stuff and they’re fashionable. No longer do you have to suffer through awkward bulky purses. Go hands-free! Order your pair online today! They come in a variety of colors, patterns, bedazzled or not bedazzled. You name it we’ve done it. Ladies, stop struggling and wear Pocket Pants.

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